This is the longest I've polished a fic, I'm trying to do better at avoiding talking heads, telling rather than showing, and the dread said bookism.  I hopefully won't end up making other mistakes instead.

This is also the first time I've written a spell card duel, which doesn't have any style rules that I'm aware of.  Special thanks to Murasa for having easy-to-describe patterns.  Please don't drown me.

I'm also probably the first person to sexualize the mock kidnappings Akyuu mentioned, though I think I may have overdone it.  You'd think Touhou ero doujins would've jumped on that, but I guess that requires more imagination that tentacles, anons, or random sex.